A happy, happy Printmas!

You know we are a bit crackers!

The Printmas all-time top 10 cracker jokes.

10. What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow!

9. What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar?

He got 25 days!

8. What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A broken drum, you just can't beat it!

7. How did Scrooge win the football game?

The ghost of Christmas passed!

6. What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?

The elf-abet!

5. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?

He was picking his nose!

4. What goes oh, oh, oh?

Father Christmas walking backwards!

3. What is it impossible to overtake at Christmas?

The three wide men!

2. What did Cinderella say when the pictures she ordered didn’t arrive in time for Christmas?

One day my prints will come!

1. What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

Ho, ho, ho! A happy, happy Christmas to you all dear readers!